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Stire Haioasa

Stire rutiera:
Astazi a avut loc un accident între o Dacie si un Bentley de 280 mii euro. Soferul Daciei a reusit sa moara la timp.

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I don’t trip over bithces, i walk over them!

Status adaugat de: Codrin

Vand mazare

Vand mazare in coaja de Kartof cu pioneze ruginite si vrej verde la cel mai mic pret de pe piatza…rog seriozitate.

Love is a name

Love is a name
Sex is a game
Forget the name
And play the game.

God made mud

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt

Cute enough to make you look twice

Cute enough to make you look twice,Sweet enough but not too nice,A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile.

This is a sad and funny…

This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.www.messok.ro

Confusius say

Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor.www.messok.ro