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Stire rutiera:
Astazi a avut loc un accident între o Dacie si un Bentley de 280 mii euro. Soferul Daciei a reusit sa moara la timp.
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I don’t trip over bithces, i walk over them!
Status adaugat de: Codrin
Vand mazare
Vand mazare in coaja de Kartof cu pioneze ruginite si vrej verde la cel mai mic pret de pe piatza…rog seriozitate.
Love is a name
Love is a name
Sex is a game
Forget the name
And play the game.
Invisible to everyone!
Invisible to everyone! …. only loosers can see me.
If your name was sleep
If your name was sleep,I would be doing you in bed right now.
God made mud
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
Cute enough to make you look twice
Cute enough to make you look twice,Sweet enough but not too nice,A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you smile.
This is a sad and funny…
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.www.messok.ro
Confusius say
Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor.www.messok.ro
