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He opens the first door

He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says.

These three guys die

These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says : It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.