statusuri in engleza

Love is like google

Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.

It’s easy to cry …

It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.

Meeting you was fate …

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.

Never forget …

Never forget the people who made you who you are.*She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face!

I’m sorry

Oh,I’m sorry.I forgot…I only exist when you need something ;)

Status trimis de Ralu’

Statusuri de Craciun in engleza

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend. Merry Xmas!

If you don’t believe…

If you don’t believe in miracles perhaps you’ve forgotten you are one<3. Status adaugat de: Ioana

When i`m with you i feel like i`m flying…

When i`m with you i feel like i`m flying… u are all what i hope so many years… your love keep me alive… and if i don`t have it anymore then i will die !!!

A friend is

A friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.

He opens the first door

He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says.

The Devil decides

The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

These three guys die

These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says : It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.