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The Devil opens the third door

The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

God made mud

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt

Out of my mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.